I am a self-hating creature. That's really all you need to know.

Hating Piet Mondrian.

Aphex Twin, Blonde Redhead, The Blood Brothers, The Blow, Bjork, Boredoms, BUCK-TICK, Cali Gari, Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, Chris Morris, Devil Doll (with Mr. Doctor.), Devo, D.I.E., The Dresden Dolls, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Faith no More (except for "King for a Day...), Guniw Tools, Idiot Flesh, machine, Malice Mizer, Melt Banana, Oingo Boingo, ooioo, Penicillin, Polysics, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Talking Heads, The Residents, Tom Waits

American Splendor, Audition, Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Eraserhead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Freaks, Gozu, Desperate Living, The Saddest Music in the World, Shaun of the Dead, Stop Making Sense, Uzumaki, Wild at Heart, Wild Zero, Willard, Happiness of the Katakuris

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Black Books, Brass Eye, Disinformation, Home Movies, Invader Zim, Jam, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Prisoner, Reno 911!, Sealab 2021, Sifl and Olly, The Simpsons, Strangers with Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade

John Waters, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Harlan Ellison, Sarah Vowell, Chuck Palahunuik, David Sedaris, Hipster pop culture books